nunown:

Somebody told me

You had a girlfriend

Who looked like a……………………..slime man

(via lubricates)

guardiansoftheegalaxy:

Boy: *flirts with me*
Me: I will not succumb to your pelvic sorcery

(via jacobcanbejacob)

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(via trust)

cakejam:

in exams like

image

(via nicoosuxx)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via lubricates)

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

(via lubricates)

harinef:

on the dick like

image

(via nicoosuxx)

parkingstrange:

jacobae-shaddix:

Do you ever just see a cute selfie of a person you don’t follow and just kinda

image

oh my god

(via pizza)

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: officialinquisitor, via lubricates)