"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
checking tumblr in public
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
my self esteem drops faster than my battery life
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom
Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!