buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 

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greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

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greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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emoij:

Tumblr be like: why isn’t there platonic anal fingering????!!?! (uwu) friendly reminder it’s okay to lick a friends ass hole!!!

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